29 Things I’ve Learned in 29 Years

By | November 13, 2024

In light of Chris’ upcoming 29th birthday, Chris lays out 29 things he’s learned along the way, professes pearls of wisdom, encourages listeners to take a moment to breathe, suggests wearing what you want and not worrying about the judgment of others, settles caller disputes, tackles the timing of Christmas decorations, weighs in on drunk kleptomania, dishes on depression food binges, comments on open relationships and finishes up by blowing out his birthday candle.
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