8 ‘Am I the Villain?’ Stories Khloé Kardashian Just Settled Once and for All

Khloé Kardashian is judging strangers on the internet—and she’s not being subtle about it. On Khloé in Wonder Land, she reads “am I the villain” stories completely cold, reacts in real time, and hands out verdicts with zero hesitation. Some got a gentle reality check. And a few got verbally obliterated. Here are the verdicts.

Khloé Kardashian Settles 8 ‘Am I the Villain?’ Stories

Accidentally sent a screenshot back into the group chat it was about

A listener screenshotted a friend’s text to vent about it to her sister. Except she didn’t send it to her sister. She sent it right back into the group chat with that friend. Kardashian’s take: not a villain—just a victim of technology. “This is relatable,” she points out. “This happens to everyone at least once in your life.” 

✓ Not the villain

Asked about her boyfriend’s body count and did not like the answer

A listener asked her boyfriend of two months what his body count was. He said 56. She was speechless. “Stop asking people what your body count is,” Kardashian says. “You’re never going to like the number. If someone said one, you wouldn’t like the number. You’d be like, ‘Okay, that’s weird. Why so low?’ If someone says 100, of course you’re not going to like that number.”

✓ Not the villain

One friend ordered a buffet and wanted to split evenly

A listener’s friend went full main character at brunch, ordering multiple cocktails, appetizers, and dessert while everyone else had a drink and a meal. When the bill came, the friend wanted to split evenly “because it’s easier.” The listener asked for separate checks and now the friend says she “ruined the vibe.” Kardashian isn’t having it. “Isn’t it funny that people always make you feel bad when it doesn’t benefit them? Maybe she was so freely ordering everything cuz she thought you guys were going to cover the costs of her buffet. Like, that’s not cool.”

✓ Not the villain

Stealing cash from a roommate and calling it a good deed

A server roommate comes home with cash tips and leaves them around the apartment, so the listener starts helping herself—$20, then another, then a $50. Later, she uses the stolen money to cover a $78 bar tab and watches her roommate say thank you. Her logic? “It still made her feel good and she won’t know the difference.” Without skipping a beat, Kardashian says, “No, you’re stealing. What are you talking about? That is still her money! You’re saying she’s super forgetful and aloof. No, that’s called trust. She feels safe around you.” Full villain. No debate. “What’s your name and address? Like, this is crazy.”

✗ Full villain

Gave a late friend a fake reservation time and got called manipulative

A listener told her chronically late friend dinner was at 6:30 when it was actually 7:00. The friend showed up at 7:15 and accused her of manipulation. “You should be annoyed that she was then 45 minutes late,” Kardashian says. “That’s f*cking rude and it shows she doesn’t have respect for your time…You are a f*cking child if you’re showing up to a birthday dinner 45 minutes late.”

✓ Not the villain

His ‘sister’ texted ‘I miss you, are you coming over’

A listener was in the car with her boyfriend when a text from a girl’s name she didn’t recognize popped up on his screen saying “Are you coming over later? I miss you.” He immediately unplugged his phone, refused to show her, and told her she was “delusional” and that her “anxiety was ruining a good relationship.” Kardashian doesn’t need to deliberate. “He’s cheating. Get out now. That’s a big red flat. If it was his sister, he would have shown you the phone. You know what you saw. You didn’t misread it.”

🚩 Run

Her boyfriend ‘lets’ her have friends now

An 18-year-old listener’s boyfriend made her cut off every friend she had, male and female, because he “didn’t like them.” Now, after a year of isolation, he says he’s revoking the “no friends” rule. “You need to break up with your boyfriend,” Kardashian says. “Even saying ‘my boyfriend now says he’s fine with me having friends again.’ What? I’m not asking you for permission. That’s crazy.”

🚩 Run

The in-laws who booked themselves for 5-6 weeks without asking

A newlywed found out her husband’s entire family booked tickets to stay at their house for over a month during peak summer without consulting her…they also plan to ban eggs from the fridge. “Anyone five or six weeks is f*cking abuse,” Kardashian points out. “Anyone that wants to do that is actually mentally unstable. Like, go home. Why are you here? That’s crazy. And then your in-laws can have all the dietary restrictions they want. To go into someone else’s home and say eggs aren’t allowed on this property. Go rent an Airbnb. Go get a hotel. Stay at someone else’s house that abides by your rules.”

✓ Not the villain

Listen to the full episode on Khloé in Wonderland with Khloé Kardashian, available wherever you listen to podcasts.

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