A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits.
Not Well B*tchJackie is joined by producer Taylor and her seductive Grandma Gloria to update everyone on Jackie's PR nightmare and to strategize glamorous funeral arrangements. Produced By Dear Media
Jackie Gets Shadow BannedJackie goes on her first influencer retreat and the universe sends her a Rosh Hashanah message by having her Instagram profile deactivated within 3 hours of being "influential". She makes a case that could shake the senate, recaps RHOC and answers...
I Hate (Love) MyselfJackie enters a scary solo whirlwind and discusses the Hough Holiday Special, Real Housewives sociology and answers listener questions! Produced By Dear Media
A Scolding Cup of JoJackie tries to remain like-able whilst being accompanied by her cousin Jo. They discuss modern parenting, recreational drug use and test the endurance of any remaining listeners. Produced by Dear Media
A Scolding Cup of JoJackie tries to remain like-able whilst being accompanied by her cousin Jo. They discuss modern parenting, recreational drug use and test the endurance of any remaining listeners. Produced by Dear Media
Babies, Bachelors and Bunnies with Teddi MellencampJackie is joined by Bitch Bible Bachelor Nation correspondent Teddi Mellencamp to chat NYFW, babies, Bachelor finale and get a nostalgic gift from Jackie!
Cancelled.Jackie sits down with fast friend John Arthur Hill and tests her job security. They talk Housewives, relationships and prank call Grandma Gloria!
A Woman Shorn with Wells AdamsJackie sits down with Wells Adams from Bachelor in Paradise to discuss his upcoming nuptials with Sarah Hyland, the importance of a wet wipe and of course, Bachelor Nation intel.
C'est Si Bitch!Jackie answers listener questions and recaps her solo trip to Paris! Produced by Dear Media.
Here For The Wrong ReasonsJackie nails her first one on one date with Bachelor Nation's Nick Viall. They talk deal breakers, Bachelor drama, relationships and more! Produced by Dear Media.
Jackie-paloozaJackie recaps her birthday party, self awareness and why Emrata needs to shave her pits. Produced by Dear Media.
Held Hough-stageJackie debriefs on Lollapalooza, Julianne Hough working overtime, recaps Real Housewives of Orange County and the ultimate Bridezilla stunt. Produced by Dear Media.
It's Not You, It's MeJackie answers reader voicemails and offers misguided and uninformed life advice, musings and reminisces on the time she lost 27 children as a camp counselor.
Housewives Under Construction with Barbara KavovitJackie dissects the current season of RHONY with Barbara Kavovit and finds out where the ladies and their relationships currently stand!
Lez It Be!Jackie sits down with friend Taylor Strecker to talk lesbianism, pop culture and the podcasting world! Produced by Dear Media.
BYE! BYE! BYE!Jackie loses her sh*t when joined by Joey Fatone from N*Sync and Joe Mulvihill to chat pop culture, Britney Spears, public moments of humiliation and so much more. Produced by Dear Media.
Brenda & Karen 4ever with Heather McMahanJackie sits down with her new best friend Heather McMahan to discuss everything Absolutely Not, internet trolls, pop culture hilarity all while igniting a love flame.
Scary Wife, Happy Life Part DeuxJackie continues to chat with Lauryn Evarts and Michael Bosstick about infidelity, marriage and other legally questionable activities.
Scary Wife, Happy Life Part 1Jackie sits down with friends Lauryn Evarts and Michael Bosstick from The Skinny Confidential to chat about keeping a marriage "spicy", podcasting together and other HR nightmares. Part 2 coming next week!
Little Brown Bebe ShoesJackie sits down with Alexis Neiers Haines to talk about going to high school together, the "Bling Ring" fiasco and the triumph of getting your SH*T together! And so it is!
Loner BonerJackie recaps the Real Housewives, the local hero that lost it after no birthday gift and delights listeners with a Grammy worthy vocal performance!
Journey with a Capital J!Jackie enters another verbal downward spiral after being targeted on social media, discusses her sexual fantasies with John Mayer and why she will NOT be watching "The Bachelorette".
Reformed PsychosJackie and her friend Ruthanne Cunningham sit down to reflect on their past psychotic behavior, why texting an ex boyfriend 78 times is chill, what to do if you shart in public and how you can find your mentally stable, fairy tale ending.
Ask Jackie (That's Me!)Jackie has a verbal exorcism and answers listener questions with the finesse of an uncaged hyena. Cue the ear tuck!
Unfiltered with Whitney PortJackie sits down with fake cousin Whitney Port to talk about her new podcast, the upcoming season of "The Hills', mom shaming and the time they smoked weed together and Jackie went into cardiac arrest.
YAHABIBI WITH COUNTESS LUANN!Jackie sits down with rising phoenix Countess Luann de Lesseps to deep dive all things Real Housewives, effortless elegance, lesbian trysts and JOVANI. DUH. Cue the Moroccan remix!
How Could I Want More?Jackie sits down with friend and hair God Justin Anderson to give praise to Jamie Lynn Spears, discuss #freebritney and give constructive criticism to the Real Housewives.
#FreeJackieJackie has a verbal purge and talks about Kim Kardashian becoming a lawyer, Britney Spears conspiracy theories and the dangers of relationships on social media.
Nochella with Heather McDonald Jackie hangs with Heather McDonald to talk Burning Man, marriage and pop culture.
Real Talk with Dorit KemsleyJackie visits Beverly Beach to chat with Dorit Kemlsey from the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills to talk dog gate, marriage advice and fashion!
Isn't She Lovely!Jackie desperately tries to eradicate her previously questionable behavior by giving the world a wholesome (not really), informative (kinda) and intellectual (hard no) update on pop culture, mental health and relationship advice!
Teppanyaki TearsJackie talks about literally everything and literally nothing. Fueled only by a solo teppanyaki breakfast, Jackie gives career advice, details on her grandmothers sex life and tips on keeping your marriage SPICY.
A Woman UnhingedJackie is back from Australia, jet-lagged and bitchier than ever. She recounts her unlucky flying history, Real Housewives and why Bermuda shorts are for people who have never been to Bermuda.
The Unlikeability FactorJackie explains why Kylie Jenner is NOT "self made", why being likeable is the foundation of success; she also celebrates Jennifer Lopez and A-Rod's engagement and reminisces on her days as a questionable camp counselor.
I'm Off The Deep EndJackie breaks down the Jordyn Woods/ Tristan Thompson tryst, salutes hero Danielle Staub, reminisces on her traumatic Bat Mitzvah decor and performs three impromptu musical performances.
Bitchy Breaking NewsJackie catches us up on all the breaking news stories from this week, finds her cause and makes up with frenemy Gwyneth Paltrow!
The Return of Jax TaylorJackie gets "Jaxed" yet again by return guest Jax Taylor who talks wedding planning, changing his ways and the benefits of weed.
In Margaret Josephs We TrustJackie hangs with Margaret Josephs from Real Housewives of New Jersey to talk about the season, marital woes, and how to break up with a toxic friend.
Beacon of Hope with Kristen DouteJackie sits down with Kristen Doute to talk Vanderpump Rules, Gone Girl hacker tips and to drop some serious truth bombs.
Bitches By BloodJackie is joined by her unhinged cousin Jo to prank call her Grandma Gloria, answer listener dilemmas and break down the most polarizing pop culture figures.
The More You Know with Teddi MellencampJackie and Teddi Mellencamp conduct a passionate analysis on the current Bachelor, peruse Urban Dictionary and chat about the upcoming season of RHOBH!
I Have A Dream...Jackie expresses her deep love for Martin Luther King Jr, explains why everyone needs to back off Ariana Grande and shares some misguided tips on self love.
Everything IconicJackie explores her inner gay man with friend Danny Pellegrino as they do a major pop culture deep dive.
New Year, Same BitchJackie greets 2019 with the same morally flexibility of years prior. She breaks down the post holiday blues, her friendship with Taylor Swift, the Golden Globes and why sending 160,000 text messages to a guy is totally normal!
XMAS SPECTACULAR WITH STASSI SCHROEDERJackie celebrates with friend Stassi Schroeder and talks holidays, wedding plans, Vanderpump Rules and a bunch of other stuff they both can't remember.
Hair of The DogJackie sits down with celebrity hairstylist Scotty Cunha to talk about his Lindsay Lohan insider information, his take on the Jackie vs. Kylie Jenner debacle of 2014 and justice for Frankie Grande.
Everybody's Obsessed With MeJackie passionately breaks down Vanderpump Rules, the creepy nature of holiday music and why we should all aspire to be as content as Britney Jean.
A Latke and Too Much VodkaJackie has one too many festive cocktails and embarks on a Scrooge-adjacent rant about Ariana Grande, Amanda Bynes and why the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show is bad for the soul.
The Truth HurtsJackie answers listener calls and offers her charming brand of constructive mild verbal abuse. It's not lovely but it sure is inspiring.
Gobble Gobble BitchesJackie mentally prepares for Winter festivities, awkward family gatherings, LVP's departure and aesthetic improvements.
The Return (Again) of Morgan StewartJackie and Morgan Stewart catch up by doing what they do best: rapid fire shit talk with a self aware edge. Whether you are considering rhinoplasty, fornicating with Leo DiCaprio or marrying right this episode is for you.
SuperfluousJackie sheds light to a penile epidemic sweeping the nation, shares her worst in flight experiences and reminds everybody to spice up their damn life.
Apologies In AdvanceJackie recounts her recent social encounters, pays homage to her favorite celebrities and alienates 96% of her listeners.
WOKEJackie takes a mental health day and finds spiritual guidance from Jayden Smith, recovers from a problematic bikini wax and gives the Real Housewives a progress report.
SweetenerJackie mourns the union of Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande, psychoanalyzes the downfall of Amanda Bynes and talks about her childhood as a civil rights activist.
Angry Girls Do It BetterJackie discusses Mariah Carey, annoying pregnant women, the resurgence of her shopping problem and why Adam Brody should probably get into porn.
Mischa and Lilo and Gaga OH MY!Jackie addresses Marissa Cooper joining "The Hills", Lindsay Lohan's attempted kidnapping, reviews "A Star is Born" and delights listeners with some poetry.
When Jerry Met Jackie with Jerry O'ConnellJackie chats with Jerry O’Connell about all things housewives like the passionate experts they are. Jackie and Jerry also prank call Stassi Schroeder!
Hai Guyz!Jackie recaps the week including her new affair with a contractor, praise for Kim Richards and new plans on becoming a popstar.
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Baby Looks BackJackie talks about her upcoming high school reunion and reminisces on her wonder years. The Bitch Bible is proudly brought to you by these sponsors: Liquid-IV: Liquid-IV is giving you 20% off your entire order. Just go...
Atonement LewksJackie celebrates Yom Kippur the day of atonement by deflecting her own wrongdoings. She discusses how the Fall solstice ruins lives, the groundbreaking news of Kylie Jenners cereal habits and why Bert an Ernie are due for a Brokeback Mountain sequel....
Spanx on a PlaneJackie is back on American soil and recaps her trip, all the pop culture happenings she missed and why she shouldn’t carry mace. This Episode of the Bitch Bible is proudly sponsored by: Thrive Market: Go to Thrivemarket.com/Bible for $60 in...
Arrivederci B*tches!Jackie chronicles her pre-flight meltdown, controversial social opinions and housewife evaluations while chugging wine and taking Zyrtec. The Bitch Bible is proudly brought to you by: Fabletics: Fabletics is offering you 2 leggings worth...
Batsh*t Crazy with guest Thom VestJackie day drinks with crazy friend Thom Vest (who currently lives in Carole Radziwill’s former LA home) to chat housewives, mental stability, verbal assault and religion. The Bitch Bible is proudly brought to you by these sponsors: Not a...
Barely Lesbian with Erin FosterJackie sits down with Erin Foster to talk dating, relationships, self love and trial lesbianism. This Episode of the Bitch Bible is proudly sponsored by: Fabletics: Fabletics is offering you 2 leggings worth $99 for only $24. Just head over to...
Die In a FireJackie recaps RHOC, The Bachelorette, breaks her kleanse and why wall decals and fake foliage are a major red flag. The Bitch Bible is proudly brought to you by these sponsors: Not a coffee drinker? Neither is Jackie, that's why she drinks Four...
Housewife HomageJackie recaps RHONY (and that hellish trip to Columbia), RHOC, The Bachelorette (kinda) and Southern Charm. This Episode of the Bitch Bible is proudly brought to you by: Framebridge: Get 15% off your first order by heading over...
1-833-BITCHEDJackie fields listener calls, endures her first pregnancy scare and gives the brutal advice you probably didn’t need. This Episode of the Bitch Bible is proudly sponsored by: Thrive Market: Go to Thrivemarket.com/Bible for $60 in free groceries...
A Look InwardJackie is flying solo this week and delights listeners with stories from her drunken weekend, that time she got abused by a homeless woman and explores the gift of curse of being highly delusional. This Episode of the Bitch Bible is proudly sponsored...
Big D*ck Energy with guest Jilly HendrixJackie explores all the principles of “big dick energy” with friend Jilly Hendrix. They also chat Kylie’s Forbes cover and Housewife updates! This episode of The Bitch Bible is proudly brought to you by: OMAX. It takes a lot of brain power to be...
Meet NellJackie has had a weekend of solitude and enters back into civilization by assessing Justin’s Bieber’s upcoming nuptials, why pregnant woman are the worst and encourages people to give up on their dreams. This Episode of the Bitch Bible is proudly...
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Age Sex Location with guest John RyanJackie sits down with John Ryan to peel back the layers of the male brain. They talk music, red flags and unwarranted psychoanalysis. This episode of the Bitch Bible is brought to you by: Hello Fresh. Start cooking gourmet meals at home with the...
What’s Going On?Jackie enters yet another dangerous stream of consciousness. She sheds light on the Bellino divorce drama, forms a Make a Wish Foundation initiative and teaches you about “curb stomping”. Thrive Market. Get $60 worth of free organic groceries,...
Day Drinking with Teddi MellencampJackie and Real Housewife of Beverly Hills Teddi Mellencamp day drink and recap The Bachelorette, child rearing and how to stay down to earth-ish This episode of The Bitch Bible was brought to you by the following: Omax Omega 3 supplement. Get a free...
Get Low with Michael RapaportJackie sits down with Michael Rapaport to discuss Kanye’s new album, housewife all stars, and how to handle internet trolls. Show Michael some love and check out the I Am Rapaport podcast over on iTunes. Click here to listen. This episode of...
Swan Song with Brandy Howard and Julie Goldman from 'Dumb Gay Politics'Jackie day drinks with Brandy Howard and Julie Goldman from “Dumb Gay Politics” and hilarity ensues. The Bitch Bible is brought to you by Omax Omega 3 supplement. Get a free box of Omax3 by going to www.tryomax.com/bible. Put your cherished...
My Loneliness Is Thrilling Me.Jackie gets abandoned by her scheduled guest and enters a stream of conscious rant, none of which she remembers. This episode is brought to you by Thrive Market . Get $60 worth of free organic groceries, free shipping & a 30 day trial today by...
It’s All CrappeningJackie and Ronnie Karam and Ben Mandelker from “Watch What Crappens” go down the rabbit hole that will satiate even the thirstiest Bravo-holics.
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Cardi B. and Vicki Gunvalson Make An Appearance on The Bitch Bible!Jackie sits down with Elizabeth Kott and Steph Simbari from “That’s So Retrograde” and discusses wellness, prank calls VICKI GUNVALSON and resurrects an old Cardi B. interview in which the rapper talks to Jackie about the illegal Butt Injections she received in the basement of a New York City apartment.
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Family Values Jackie Schimmel sits down with her “free spirited” cousin Jo to discuss the art of sexting, why not to be a volunteer mom and makes a case for Team Riri.
Talk S**t, Get Ice Picked.Jackie chats with friend Stassi Schroeder from “Vanderpump Rules” and expose MAJOR behind the scenes truth bombs. Allegedly. Don’t sue me.
Money Can't Buy You GuestsJackie embarks on a self-reflective journey that rivals Justin Bieber's "purpose" and will leave you both enlightened, confused and shaking for an aperol spritz.
ShowgirlsJackie sits down with Annabelle DeSisto and discusses forgotten cinematic triumphs, why people should stop procreating, and speculate who the f*ck BIT Beyoncé.
Love, Baby.Jackie sits down with her best friend Max and forgets she is podcasting. They discuss how to handle being dumped on a plane, share coming out stories and the time Max tried to seduce Jackie's husband.
Accountable As F*ckJackie and Real Housewife Teddi Mellencamp go in deep on Beverly Hills drama, how to drink and lose weight and what to do if you’re slapped on an airplane.
I Don’t Ask For MuchJackie is joined by spirit couple Lauryn Evarts and Michael Bosstick from The Skinny Confidential. They swap Gone Girl techniques, wellness tips and theories on The Bachelor.
Live, Laugh, Lu.Jackie has a full Bravo binge sesh with Danny Pellegrino. They discuss all star housewives, Leo Dicaprio's sexcapades and why they will probably pass on renting Scheana Valetta's lake house. Si'bon, si'bon.
Valley of The Bitches Jackie sits down with Heather McDonald to debrief on all things housewives, why being arrested is the new crop top and how to acquire an exorcism.
Too. Much. Information.Jackie enters a dangerous stream of conscious and discusses Fergie, incestual tattoos and brutally answers listener emails.
87 Shades of Gray Jackie sits down with legend Grandma Gloria to discuss pole dancing, recreational diet pill addictions and other brutal morsels of wisdom from the OG matriarch bitch.
She’s BackJackie makes her highly anticipated (not really) return and attempts to breeze into 2018 with the finesse of a young Grace Kelly. Until she is confronted with a rat mid recording and has to seek shelter, refuge, alcohol and access to basic cable. New year, same bitch.
Lady of London with Caroline StanburyJackie is joined by new bff Caroline Stanbury live from Dubai. They discuss Britney Spears God forsaken hair extensions, how to "date" Hugh Grant and Royal Wedding predictions!
Oh La La Loophole with Liza OwenJackie sits down with friend and singer Liza Owen and discuss Halloween costumes, Jelena and everything else you can't discuss at the dinner table.
Transparency PleaseJackie dissects the ridiculousness of social media, influencer manipulation and offers a plan to restore Real Housewives to its primal glory
I'm The WorstJackie is settled into London and pretending to have her shit together. If you are Harvey Weinstein or a member at PETA, please don't listen.
Winning London with Stassi SchroederJackie chats with Stassi Schroeder on their inevitable world domination. Jackie also discusses RHONJ, "Slutwalks" and rabies.
2 Bro's, 1 Bitch with Dan Fleming and Alex RubensteinJackie chats with childhood friends Dan Fleming and Alex Rubinstein about celebrity splits, close encounters with Caitlyn Jenner and general shooting the shit.
Notes of ManilaJackie talks wine tasting, how to spot red flags, Real Housewives and why everyone should invest in manila folders.
Look What You Made Me DoJackie painfully inducts Taylor Swift into the Bitch Hall of Fame while recapping the VMA's, describes why nude selfies don't do shit for feminism and plays a wholesome game of marry, fornicate, kill.
BirthdayzillaJackie enters a stream of consciousness solo. She recaps all of her "stories" imparts some misguided wisdom and answers listener emails!
A Six and A Speidi with Spencer and Heidi PrattJackie sits down with Spencer and Heidi Pratt to lift the veil on reality TV, manifestation gone wrong, pregnancy and how to legally squat in your relatives home.
Keep EatingJackie talks making babies, Real Housewives and consults Grandma Gloria for movie reviews.
Challah Back GirlJackie finally sits down with best friend Rooty to break down Beyonce, confesses her bridesmaid sins and how to hook a Rabbi.
Cringe SweatsJackie recaps Real Housewives of Orange County, Southern Charm and answers listener questions laced with passive aggression and major cringe sweats. Our sincerest apologies.
It's The Thought That Counts with Morgan StewartJackie hangs with Morgan Stewart, talks about Bachelor in Paradise and why Taylor Swift might be a monster. It's the thought that counts?
Eggs à la FrançaiseJackie breaks down all things Bravo and life philosophy with Ronnie and Ben from the Watch What Crappens podcast.
The Blushing Bitch with Lauryn Evarts and Michael Bosstick from 'The Skinny Confidential'Jackie is back and married AF. She sits down with Lauryn Evarts and Michael Bosstick from The Skinny Confidential to break down the big day and exchange bridezilla moments.
Get Out! with John RyanJackie and her best man, John Ryan strategize a way for Jackie's future husband to get out of their upcoming nuptials. They also discuss dating deal breakers, how to not be an asshole on social media and why crazy bitches are hot,
Doing The Lord's WorkJackie breaks down Fyre Island, why Karlie Kloss should probably retire, nuptial red flags and drops some seriously stupid life philosophy. Sincerest apologies to the Beyhive, Tinsley Mortimer and Jayden Smith.
Livin It UpJackie updates listeners on being a bridezilla, no-Chella and her lust for carbohydrates.
36% ConsensualJackie breaks down her wild Bachelorette weekend, Vanderpump Rules, RHOBH, RHONY and why you should live like someone has a Manila folder on you stashed behind a reunion sofa.
Perpetual LonerJackie breaks down Vanderpump Rules, why she will NEVER forgive Katherine Heigl, body shaming, bridezilla realness and answers listener emails!
Please Send FlonaseJackie and her cousin Joanna commiserate over matching sinus infections and discuss all things anal, Erika Jayne analysis and child rearing.
That's So Not RavenJackie breaks down The Bachelor, Mischa Barton's potential sex tape, answers listener emails and offers up some signature brutal honesty.
Pump & Glory with Katie MaloneyJackie and Katie Maloney from Vanderpump Rules discuss Emma Watson's vagina, getting married and call Coto Insurance in hopes of getting internships.
Tuesdays With Morgy with Morgan StewartJackie and Morgan Stewart have the ultimate full throttle bitch sesh. They discuss the Oscars (boring), trade Gone Girl stories and like 459 other tangents!
Oops I Did It AgainJackie ruins what remains of her likeability factor by paying homage to Britney Ever After, poking the beyhive and recapping The Bachelor.
Jackie Gets Jaxed with Jax TaylorJackie celebrates Valentines Day with Jax Taylor from Vanderpump Rules. Jax offers up relationship advice while the two day drink and celebrate the commercial holiday and the end of Jax's probation.
Quite Bitchy with Melissa HermerJackie chats with Marissa Hermer from Ladies of London on forming a Lindsay Lohan accent, getting stung by the Beyhive and drama on the other side of the pond!
Schimmel Schroeder 2024 with Stassi SchroederJackie and Stassi Schroeder drink champagne, forget they are being recorded and bitch about anything and everything.
Real TalkJackie is in a dark place after gaining weight after the stomach flu. Luckily she has her "stories" to recap aka RHOBH, Pump Rules and The Bachelor!
A Star is Born with Brandy Howard, Julie Goldman, and Grandma GloriaJackie records her first live podcast with Brandy Howard and Julie Goldman and her overbearing Grandma Gloria. They talk Taylor Swift, The Bachelor, fake pregnancies and why you will NEVER look at Richard Gere the same way.
What Would Corrine Do? with 'The Bachelor's Corinne OlympiosJackie starts 2017 off right by recapping The Bachelor! among other things.
The B*tch That Stole ChristmasJackie celebrates Chrismukkah early by spreading joy (not) on all things festive and annoying. From targeting innocent civilians, berating Bachelor contestants and expressing distaste for the holidays - just paint this bitch green and move her to...
'Tis The Season'Tis the season to be bitchy, and in this episode Jackie helps you prepare for awkward family gatherings, potential breakups and gag worthy holiday cheer. Bonus content: Jackie recaps RHOBH and starts an exercise routine.
#blessedJackie travels to the British countryside to embrace her outdoorsy side, become one with nature and once again reignite her love/jk total hate relationship with DJ James Kennedy.
Ladies of London with Caroline Stanbury, Caroline Fleming, and Adela KingJackie sits down with Ladies of London, Caroline Stanbury, Caroline Fleming and Adela King to discuss their cultural differences. They chat this seasons drama, opinions on the new Goop Gift Guide (ugh) and why Jackie will never be a Baroness.
Solo YoloJackie viciously recaps Vanderpump Rules, Taylor Swifts new urban life and delights you with tangents aplenty in yet another solo mission.
Drunk in LoveJackie has a mysterious blue cocktail while getting her hair done and madness ensues. Expect tangents galore and overly passionate recaps of RHOC and Vanderpump Rules with just a touch of beastiality.
La Vida LohanJackie pays the ultimate tribute to the freckly understated icon that is Lindsay Lohan by revisiting some of her best (worst) roles, newest business ventures, and general worldliness. Jackie then breaks down all the highlights from this season or RHOC...
Fourth BaseJackie has her first homoerotic massage in London and lives to tell you about it. She also discusses John Mayers new business venture, why Anne Hathaway needs a muzzle and why ultimatums are a way of life!
Cheerio Bitch!Jackie is in London and purging on all her American passions. She gives a deep character analysis on Kelly Dodd, shares life lessons she's learned from the housewives franchise and answers listener emails. She also coughs... a lot.
Swimfan with 'The Skinny Confidential's Lauryn EvartsJackie and Lauryn Evarts from The Skinny Confidential discuss their upcoming nuptials, how to handle high maintenance men and why fear is a solid foundation for love!
Sorry Maddox with guest YimuJackie sits down with former producer Yimu to hash out all things Brangelina, guidelines for dating an older man, pigeons and Jonbenet Ramsey. For the sake of legality, we are desperately hoping no one in the Jolie-Pitt clan gets wind of this episode o...
On Da Brink with Ta'Rhonda JonesJackie sits down with Empire's Ta'Rhonda Jones to discuss Jackie's dream of becoming a Korean pop star, what Golden Globe parties are really like, and schvitzing while eating.
Delusions of Grandeur with Rachael O'BrienJackie and comedian friend Rachael O'Brien showcase the long term benefits of being painfully delusional. They discuss annoying people at NYFW, why Taylor Swift might be Regina George and explain the simple pleasures of pestering your significant ...
Ladies Who Bitch with Becca Tobin, Keltie Knight and Jac Vanek of 'Ladygang'Jackie and her new bffs from the Ladygang podcast (Becca Tobin, Keltie Knight & Jac Vanek) leave their manners at home and have a full throttle bitchfest. They discuss Jackies uber ride from hell, Bachelor nation inside scoop and mourning the tragi...
Adderall & Compliments with guest Annabelle DeSistoJackie is joined by Annabelle Desisto to discuss all their passionate feelings towards reality television, why cats lead to eternal singledom and the upside of sexism. Silver linings for days bitches.
Pity PartyJackie and her notoriously bitchy cousin Joanna discuss lots of super real shit. Channeling Dr.Schimmel's philosophy that "laughter is the best medicine" Jackie returns to discuss her fued with a Bachelorette cast-off, why she is over th...
F*ckin' Flossy with Morgan StewartJackie sits down with Mrs. Boobs and Loubs and star of #RichKids, Morgan Stewart, to discuss all the important things in life like how Morgan stays so thin, #kimexposedtaylor drama, Hollywood’s latest breakups, and what makes a bitch #basic. It's ...
This is What You Came For with Dulce SloanJackie sits down with comedian Dulce Sloan and discusses the dangers of Pokemon Go, Hiddleswift conspiracy theories and why finger lingering is the new duckface.
Too Much TV, Too Little RoséJackie invites you into her libation fueled Monday television night marathon. She discusses all of today's pressing issues like feminism, the return of Ashlee Holmes, raising children and why to never date someone who has super white shoelaces. Gr...
99 ProblemsGot 99 problems? A bitch ain't one. Jackie recovers from her x rated engagement party by answering listener emails and offering her brutal advice. The truth hurts and so does Jackie's head.
Guilt-free PleasuresJackie goes in deep on some reality television commentary as she spends a Monday night in a robe with a few too many cocktails recapping your faves from The Bachelorette to Real Housewives of OC to Southern Charm.
Moronic & Platonic with Dan KramerJackie and her wishfully neglected BFF Dan Kramer (not gay) discuss the intricacies of platonic relationships and pros and cons. Pro: he buys you dinner without putting out. Con: you want to kill him 98% of the time. Bro apetite.
Over Indulged with Annie LawlessJackie and Annie Lawless break down all things health and wellness and bitchiness - Is there a natural supplement on the same level of Xanax? Did Gigi and Zayn really break up? Does Jackie maybe get a panic attack during this episode and scarf down a g...
Bridezilla ChroniclesJackie hits the road with only her pup and the voices in her head to start planning her impending nuptials. Whilst deep in the trenches of wedding venue scouting, Jackie pauses to podcast some deep reflections on children at weddings and curious intrig...
Lonely & Horny with Jake & AmirJackie and the sexy comedic duo Jake & Amir of “Lonely and Horny” (peep it on Vimeo) break down the new Bachelorette bros, rate themselves on a scale of 1-10, and identify whether or not it’s psycho to still be friends with your exes.
Girl Boss with Liz CareyJackie and GIRLBOSS Liz Carey sip on rose and discuss very important matters such as diversity in wedding parties, Blac Chyna and Rob’s gross situation, and reiminisce on their poor choices.
Can You Not? with Kate Siegel and Kim Friedman of 'Crazy Jewish Mom'Jackie sits down with the duo behind Crazy Jewish Mom, Kate Siegel and mom Kim Friedman. Grab your matzo balls and get ready for a roller coaster covering the reproductive system and the temporary emotional turmoil that comes from living with a overbea...
Of a Certain Breed with Dorothy WangJackie gets into it with #RichKid Dorothy Wang as they break down Lemonade, how to be better on Instagram (not an LC, not yet a Britney), and dish on the new season of RKOBH
Off the Beam with Greg BennettJackie and friend Greg Bennett embark on a humiliating journey podcasting in public. They drink lukewarm champagne, insult innocent bystanders and rejoice in all things pop culture!
Dr. Schimmel - Breaking Dawn, Pt. 2It's music to your ears - Part 2 of our latest Dr. Schimmel session. Prepare your Lexapro prescription pad and a stiff drink, because some bitches are about to get TOLD.
Snatchy & C*nty with Amy PhilipsJackie and her soul sister Amy Philips break down everything Bravo and pop culture, from Housewives (including Potomac #ugh) to the fact that Cara Delevingne is depressed (really?), and address the fact that a certain #prettymess is absent from the Bit...
When in Doute with Kristen DouteJackie binges in some seriously scalding hot tea (bank robbery, botox and incest, OH MY!) with Kristen Doute before they go on a much deserved Kennedy Kleanse. Other topics include annoying kids, thigh gaps and how to get away with murder.
Dr. Schimmel - Breaking Dawn, Pt. 1Dr. Schimmel is back in session and she is not holding back. Tune into some bitches getting burnt on how they should live their lives (there is only one person who can judge you in this lifetime, and it’s Jackie) and ST. CLAIR FUCKING CALLS IN. It’s a
It Takes Two... Xanax with Stassi SchroederTHE BITCH IS BACK! Stassi Schroeder, friend of the pod, joins Jackie in another bitch sesh where they get into all things Vanderpump, black magic and general bitchiness.
Ménage a Duh with Brandy Howard and Julie GoldmanJackie is joined by her favorite TV duo Brandy Howard and Julie Goldman of the People’s Couch and the Pump Rules after show and they dissect the cast of Vanderpump, spill some tea, and make it known that Jojo is infinitely cooler than Lauren B.
Hurt People, Hurt PeopleJackie and her turbo-bitch cousin Jo do a roundup of all things Housewives, Vanderpump, and Bachelor and the two take it #TOOFAR when trying to make contact with the immortal DJ James Kennedy (aka the White Kanye). Don't cry and sue cause it'...
Please Don't Sue MeJackie and her hott mom Christie break down The Bachelor, perks of promiscuity and reminisce over the time Jackie's 85 year old grandma admitted to having sex "donkey style." As if that wasn't enough, Jackie persuaded her mom to pr...
The Hoe Whisperer with guest Cardi BJackie gets "turnt" with Cardi B from 'Love & Hip Hop.' In this highly informative podcast, we learn the risks of illegally plumping your ass, why pimping ain't easy and that Jackie has been OG crazy since before she even h...
Anti Squad GoalsJackie and her best bitches Rooty and Heidi discuss the Grammys, the Bachelor, how to handle a public digestive trauma and why Taylor Swift and them will never ever ever go to an award show together... Like ever.
Blue Collar Balls with Nicole Aimee SchreiberJackie sits down with comedian Nicole Aimee Schreiber whom she met amidst her first bar altercation. They discuss the Super Bowl, Valentine's Day and Jackie's run in with Kylie Jenner... Complete with a bathroom confessional.
Unloveable with Michelle CollinsJackie lets Michelle Collins take a break from her duties on 'The View' as they recap all things Bachelor, talk about the best chain restaurant to have a first date (props to the Cheesecake Factory and their small plates), and passionately pu...
For the Wrong ReasonsJackie and her producer Yimu sit down to discuss all things Bachelor and Pump Rules. We explain why Olivia and her cankles are iconic, the downfalls of frosted lipstick and oversize hoops and why no glasses are cute enough to steal. Put on that embelli...
That's So Retrograde with Elizabeth Kott and Stephanie SimbariJackie is joined by wellness gurus Elizabeth Kott and Stephanie Simbari to enlighten a bitch. They teach us what the fuck retrograde is, how to manifest your best bitchiest life and how to namaste your anxieties away.
Homo She Didn'tJackie is joined by her homosexual life partner Max Bronner as they passionately recap 'The Bachelor' and 'Vanderpump Rules.' Max also comes to Jackie's defense over some unsettling hate mail and the two reminisce on their high...
Dr. Schimmel Feat. Heather DubrowJackie takes calls in yet another failed attempt to help her listeners find their bitchiest selves. THEN Jackies BFF Heather Dubrow helps Dr. Schimmel find clarity, forgiveness and the directions to her Porte Cochére.
Gone Girls with Kirsten DouteJackie and Kristen Doute from Vanderpump Rules bond over Bloody Mary's and discuss the trials and triumphs of cyber stalking at it's finest. Jackie shares an unfortunate public restroom incident, and we bask in Kristen's genius that para...
Bye Felicia! with Scheana ShayJackie continues her Vanderpump Holiday Extravaganza with Scheana Shay as they talk all through the Victoria’s Secret fashion show, their mutual feelings of disgust for DJ whatever Kennedy, and Jackie makes a plea to ban the white button down Christmas.
STASSI + JACKIE 4EVER with Stassi SchroederJackie and her new best friend Stassi Schroeder talk about Yolanda's breakup, the beauty (and beast) of ultimatums, Kylie Jenner (ugh), and Stassi leaves Jackie speechless with an intimate story that will have you in TEARS.
Everybody Goops with Caroline Goldfarb of @officialseanpennJackie is joined by the esteemed Caroline Goldfarb (@officialseanpenn) as they break down the glory of the AMA’s, convulse violently while going through Goop’s holiday gift guide, and Jackie breaks her Kardashian Kleanse with a Kylie and Tyga story.
God Save the BitchJackie delights listeners with another audio diary recorded during her adventures abroad. From shoplifting scones to awkward celebrity encounters and some aggressive thoughts on pigeons and Brooks Ayers , Jackie proves that you can take the bitch out o...
Honesty is the Bitchiest Policy with Bresha WebbJackie is joined by actress Bresha Webb of NBC's new show "Truth Be Told" as they navigate through proper neighbor etiquette, wedding crashing, and the correct definition of anxiety. If you currently have a seasonal wreath on your door, ...
Boss Ass Bitch with Dana CodyJackie gets into it with one of the baddest bitches she knows: Dana Cody of Oxygen’s new series Boss Nails. They talk about how Jackie thinks ’bitch’ is a term of endearment, how baller you have to be to stop by Dana’s salon Tippie Toes (they’v
Dr. Schimmel Part TroisThird time’s the charm - it’s another fan-fave Dr. Schimmel episode where Jackie takes calls and answers questions from her bitches across the country. Don’t want to date daddies? Need to slim down before your wedding? Have a boyfriend who may have
Les MisérOMFG with Emily Foster and Deanna RaphaelJackie is joined by her favorite podcast duo Emily Foster and Deanna Raphael from OMFG! They mourn the loss of Leonardo diCaprio's bachelorhood, unpacks Anne Hathaway's disgraceful breakfast behavior, and Jackie resolves to achieve her dreams...
DeceasedJackie and Kingsley become fast and furious friends in this episode where they discuss important topics like the tragedy of the existence of ice sculptures, why slutty Halloween costumes may cause severe anxiety, and Jackie divulges the details of her ...
Jackie Down Under with Joel CreaseyJackie and her new fave Aussie comedian Joel Creasey break down body shaming, thigh brows, and where the hell Mischa Barton has been hiding. Jackie also ambushes Joel with a forced homo-erotic matchmaking session... there may be phone sex in this pod. ...
Sugar Daddies and Chocolate Dreams with Milan ChristopherJackie sits down with the ultimate chocolate dreamsicle Milan Christopher and swirly sparks fly. They lend personal tips on landing a sugar daddy, recognizing signs that your bro may be basic and Jackie initiates her first Fuck Tracker for Charity #hum...
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Humper with Dan FlemingJackie and friend Dan Fleming discuss pop culture, the perks of endless pasta and how modern romance can go terribly wrong. From Dan's firsthand experiences with Caitlyn Jenner to Jackie's traumatic rendezvous with a leg humper, this episode ...
New Year, Same BitchJackie celebrates Rosh Hashanah, the Jewish New Year, and tries to reflect and repent for her wrongdoings. From eating crab cakes at temple, to vowing to stop body shaming her boyfriend and a very sincere apology to her frenemy Gwyneth Paltrow... It ma...
Tinderella with Austin KearnsJackie and her first boyfriend/former nemesis Austin Kearns rekindle their love flame while discussing where their relationship went wrong and teach our listeners the do's and don'ts of being a millennial online dater.
Medium Rare Bitch with medium Monica Ten-KateJackie is joined by her favorite medium Monica Ten-Kate from ABC Family’s 'Monica the Medium' where they discuss how much her lifestyle mirrors that of Allison Dubois (if you don’t get this reference #BYEFELICIA). Jackie also gives Monica a s...
Dr. Schimmel, Part DeuxDr. Schimmel is back in the office, answering her fans’ calls and letters with only the bitchiest wisdom. Never without an inspirational quote, Jackie also calls upon those closest to her to offer her listeners some advice but finds that they are essen.
Bitching Naked with Amy PaffrathJackie talks with Amy Paffrath, host of VH1's Dating Naked, about millennial dating, playing the field and protecting your orifices whilst in the nude.
Zombies and Sex and Theft, Oh My! with Emily KinneyEmily Kinney from 'The Walking Dead' and 'Masters of Sex' joins Jackie in her pivotal Kardashian Kleanse, unsubscribing from all things kontour, krop tops and waist trainers... after one last purge. Jackie also gets Emily to give vo...
If You're Listening to This It's Too Late with Charlamagne tha GodJackie gets turnt with Charlamagne tha God in the most unfiltered podcast to date. She learns why black guys aren't into her AND we hear straight from tha source what's going on with Drake and Meek Mill (who Jackie thought was a brand of oatm...
Dr. SchimmelJackie takes her first callers in this wisdom-filled podcast as she answers listener questions and gives advice on living your best, bitchiest self.
Jackie and the CityJetsetter Jackie is off to New York City for an appearance on Watch What Happens Live and she gives us a bitchy play by play in this week's audio diary. We get the dish on all things Housewives and experience the aftermath of when one eats too man...
Bachelorette Recap!Jackie is joined by her producer Yimu as they recap last night’s Bachelorette episode and give their bitchy opinions as to who they think will win Kaitlyn’s heart.
Do It Yourself, Bitch! with Mr. KateJackie becomes acquainted with her crafty side with guest Mr. Kate as she drops some fun and non-basic DIY tips. Jackie and Kate also analyze some of Tyga's lyrics, find the PC definition of truffle butter, and discuss Kate's one night stand ...
#WIFEYJackie talks getting wifed with her one rational married friend Heidi and gives listeners a game plan on securing a rock (no side baguettes). Jackie also sheds light on possible lesbianism, ultimatums and racial identity because she's just that fu...
Girl Interrupted with Brooks WheelanJackie desperately struggles to connect with comedian and SNL alum Brooks Wheelan in this slightly awkward podcast where he calls her out on her mental stability and basically everything she says. Jackie updates listeners on new developments from her p...
Death, Denial and Double Taps with Jen KirkmanJackie consults comedian Jen Kirkman on dying alone, possessed children and other pressing feminist issues. Jackie also delights listeners with her recent predicament after being caught Instagram stalking an ex boyfriend.
No New Friends with Heather McDonaldJackie sits down with her former employer and funny bitch Heather McDonald. They discuss strategies to get cast on The Real Housewives, become part of Taylor Swifts girl posse and the struggles of abstinence. Jackie also tasks Heather with delivering a...
Bad BloodJackie goes on another mentally compromising journey into the depths of Las Vegas with Xanax in tow. She turns up in da club, drinks gross vodka cranberries and even gets stuck in Taylor Swift’s bathroom after a small toilet malfunction.
Coco Schimmel with Eric HimelJackie and celebrity stylist Eric Himel break down the importance of personal style, human anatomy, and confront Kylie Jenner on her recent slandering of Jackie's not-so-good name.
Crazy, Not Sexy, CoolJackie, her Mom and Aunt talk about the pros and cons of playing the "cool girl". They also discuss boobs, embarrassing college experiences and other white girl problems.
Turtle Time with Amy PhillipsJackie recoups from Coachella with comedian Amy Phillips. Together they analyze Jackie's anger towards Gwyneth Paltrow, unsolicited dick pics and all things reality television. Complete with interventions, digestive updates and what your Instagram...
CinderchellaJackie faces her biggest fear of crowds, polyester crop tops and drinking alcohol out of plastic drink ware at her first music festival in this intimate and mentally unstable audio diary. Will Cinderchella have a fairytale ending or end up in an asylum?
The Young and the RecklessJackie and childhood BFF Briana take this podcast down memory lane as they reminisce on their awkward stages, ex boyfriends and drunken college mishaps. They also discuss Jackie's deep rooted Coachella anxieties, floral head wreaths and all.
The Other SisterJackie and her sister from the same mister discuss celeb ties, life plagues, and why the Easter bunny is probably on Megan's Law.
Real Bitches of Beverly Hills with Lucas Cruikshank and Matt FawcusJackie sips rosé with Lucas Cruikshank and Matt Fawcus as they passionately recap this season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Life isn't all diamonds and rosé, but this podcast sure is.
Pretty HurtsJackie, her unfiltered cousin Joanna and her hot mess Grandma Gloria bitch it out over all things fashion, style and general promiscuity.
Celtic WomanHappy St. Patrick's Day, bitches! Jackie and her Celtic bestie get into the holiday spirit by downing Guinness and talking all things Irish.
Have Fun in IowaJackie psycho-analyzes 'The Bachelor' final rose ceremony in this exclusive, 2 day late recap with fellow Bachelor superfan and practical stranger Lauren.
Conditional LoveJackie drags her pear shaped boyfriend Andrew into a one-sided discussion on life, love and the harsh realities of commitment.
The Mo The MerrierJackie and her gusband (gay husband) Max discuss everything you wanted to know about the relationship between a bitch and her 'mo.
All About That BasicJackie learns the hard way that she is indeed a "basic" bitch - yoga pants, Mayfair filter and all.
50 Shades of CrayJackie sits down with the woman that shaped her into the bitch she is today - her mother!