50+ Witty Relationship Captions For Social Media

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Whether you use social media as a personal diary, a way to connect with other people, or to keep friends and family updated on your life, your relationship is likely one of the things you want to include on your feed. Posting about it on social media can be a great way to celebrate your relationship. Sooo, while listening to some of the best relationship podcasts, we started thinking about fun ways to share relationships on social media.

Your captions can have a huge impact on your social media posts. Writing witty posts is a great way to show off your relationship without sounding too cheesy. It can also boost engagement if you’re trying to expand your social media presence. So, today we’re sharing a round-up of witty relationship captions for social media. Let’s dive in!

50+ Witty Relationship Captions for Social Media

Short Relationship Captions

As we’ll explain further in a bit, the best Instagram caption for couples is short, sweet, and straight to the point. Use them as inspiration or hit the ol’ C&P. Either way, you can’t go wrong with a good short relationship caption!

We go together like coffee and donuts.
Kinda cute. Kinda cringe.
We may not have it all together, but together we have it all.
Thank you, Tinder.
My partner in wine.
I love you more than coffee, just don’t make me prove it.
He’s the classy to my sassy.
Nobody pinch me!
I got lost in your eyes and found myself in your heart.
Partners in crime
If we could do this all over again, I’d still choose you.
Loving you is easy.
She’s a thief. She stole my heart.
I’m the luckiest girl in the world.
Doing what lovers do
Soul-tied
It ends with us
You are my today and all of my tomorrows.
Our love story is my favorite one yet.

Quotes For Social Media Captions

Love quotes for couples always make great captions. You can say soooo much about your relationship with the right one. Use one that has a special meaning to you or your relationship, or one that, for whatever reason, caught your eye. Here are some great examples:

“Love is like the wind, you can’t see it but you can feel it.” – A Walk To Remember
“Romantic love is a mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one.” – Fran Lebowitz
“I would rather fight with you than make love to anyone else.” – The Wedding Date
“To love is nothing. To be loved is something. But to love and be loved, that’s everything.” – Bill Russell
“You want the moon? Just say the word, and I’ll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.” – It’s A Wonderful Life
“If you’re a bird, I’m a bird.” – The Notebook
“It would be a privilege to have my heart broken by you.” – The Fault In Our Stars
“The best thing to hold onto in life is each other.” – Audrey Hepburn

Song Lyrics Captions

Being in a relationship can change the way you listen to music. Maybe all of those love songs aren’t so bad after all. But seriously, whether it’s a love song or not, lyrics make great captions for social media. We rounded up some of our faves for when you want to post about your relationship.

“I never knew you were the someone waiting for me.” – Ed Sheeran
“I want you to know it’s enough for me, ’cause all that you are is all that I’ll ever need.” – Ed Sheeran
“You are the best thing that’s ever been mine,” – Taylor Swift
“Who are we to fight the alchemy?” – Taylor Swift
“You’re so busy changing the world. Just one smile can change all of mine.” – Jack Johnson

Long Distance Relationship Captions

Long-distance relationships present their own set of challenges. If you’re looking for a unique social media caption that celebrates your LDR, we got you!!

Distance means so little because you mean so much
Until virtual hugs become real ones…
Together forever, just apart for now
Our love knows no boundaries.
Absence makes the heart go yonder
Home is wherever you are
Our love can go the distance
Wherever you are in the world, you’re always in my heart
The distance is tough but our love is strong
I carry your heart with me everywhere I go

New Relationship Captions

Awww! Congrats on the new ‘ship, love!! Even the newest relationships deserve to be celebrated! These witty relationship captions are tailor-made for a new relationship. While you listen to this episode of Mood for advice on new relationships, find your next Insta caption below.

Look who earned a permanent spot on my feed.
I’ve been keeping good company.
Hard launch.
I’ve been keeping this one to myself.
Dibs
Table for two, please!
Suddenly a fan of love songs

Female-Led Relationship Captions

A female-led relationship, or FLR, is a type of heterosexual relationship where the female takes on a more dominant role, often by making most, if not all, of the decisions that involve both partners. Every FLR is different, which means not every FLR is the dom/sub-type relationship many people assume them to be. In many FLRs, the woman is in control of the relationship but both partners are equal in their everyday lives. The following captions are perfect for a guy in a female-led relationship!

I like my coffee how I like my girl: Strong, sweet, and super hot.
She thinks she’s the lucky one.
Cuffed.
I’ll follow her to the end of the Earth.
She’s in charge.
I’ll always be her biggest fan.

How To Write Good Social Media Captions

Be authentic.

No one is asking you to put your faults on blast, but when it’s true love, there’s no need to convince everyone you’re the perfect couple (even if you are). What people REALLY want to see is authenticity. To write a good social media caption, be genuine, be real, be YOU!!

Keep it short and simple.

You’ve seen it countless times–the paragraphs-long Insta caption that sometimes even continues in the comments. Sure, there are some people who actually take the time to read the whole thing, but let’s be honest, it’s a bit much. The best captions are short and sweet. Don’t overcomplicate it! Challenge yourself to say more with less.

Have fun with it!

Writing relationship captions for social media shouldn’t feel like a chore. The minute you start taking it too seriously, it’s no longer worth the effort you’re putting into it. Keep it lighthearted and have fun with it!