Get ready for a good ol’ fashioned bitch sesh with Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog The Bitch Bible, and host of The Bitch Bible and Mind. Body. No Soul. Jackie is a self-made and super successful entrepreneur, podcaster, writer, and producer. She never holds back and NOTHING is off limits! And, she can’t be held responsible for the crazy things you might hear… She is your new bitchy and super neurotic best friend!
This podcast hosted by Jackie Schimmel is simply the best. So, buckle in and get ready for a wild ride!
Jackie has released over 300 hilariously relatable episodes, so you definitely don’t have to worry about running out of content anytime soon! Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux pas, and hopefully an insightful takeaway from each episode.
The Bitch Bible is one of those podcasts that draws you in and keeps you coming back for more! So, without further adieu, here’s a sneak peak of ten best episodes of…The Bitch Bible!
12 Best Episodes From The Bitch Bible
Call Us Daddy
In this wildly popular episode of The Bitch Bible, Jackie sits down with the one-and-only, Alex Cooper, to talk shit about anything and everything inconvenient. Alex Cooper, founder and host of Call Her Daddy, is raw, authentic, and ready to spill the tea on her crazy media crisis, day-to-day life, relationships, and more!
The Velcro Vagina
Toxic positivity. Wait, what? Apparently, toxic positivity is totally a thing and Jackie is here to bitch about it! She also gives listeners a quick run down of ‘Emily in Paris’ (SPOILER ALERT!), talks about her hatred of Halloween decor…oh, and shares the story of how she once superglued her vagina shut?!?!
You Only Die Once
Jackie is joined by friend, Liza Owen, in this hilarious episode of The Bitch Bible! Jackie and Liza talk about some random, yet super interesting, topics in their interview and spend time reminiscing of days gone. You’ll hear about THE BEST way to murder someone, possible poltergyists, and how to figure out your Cambodian nickname…
White Lexus Lyfe
If there’s one thing we’ve learned about social media, it’s that those perfectly posed photos aren’t always what they seem. In this episode, Jackie talks to listeners about Instagram fakers, shares her opinion on The Real Housewives of Potomac, and bitches about men who drive white lexus’s.
Bitch in Bulk
In The Bitch Bible, Jackie often talks about ways to improve your mental health. In this episode, Jackie opens up about her struggles with OCD and catches up with her friend, Max Bronner. The duo also discuss Costo, new career moves, and so much more!
Thirty, Dirty and Gagging
Jackie celebrates turning dirty thirty in this absolutely crazy solo episode. Get ready to talk about real life lessons, friends and family, and learning to live your best life. Jackie shares the best advice she’s gained in her thirty years and some of it is totally out there.
RIP BITCH
Do you believe in the power of manifestation? According to Jackie, that shit is totally fake! In this episode, you’ll hear about why she thinks manifestation is a scam and makes plans for her fake funeral. Settle in and prepare to totally LOL at alllll of Jackie’s cheeky comments and outrageous opinions.
Monster Masterclass
Monster Masterclass is hands-down one of the most hilarious episodes from The Bitch Bible. Sit down with Jackie to talk about how to properly train and utilize your inner psycho, the best plan of action for absolute betrayal, cock-blocking, and Harry Styles. Trust us, you don’t want to miss this episode!
Unlicensed Therapy with Stassi Schroeder
Buckle in for a little unlicensed therapy session with Jackie and Stassi Schroeder. Stassi is a good friend of Jackie’s and she is one of the main stars of “Vanderpump Rules”. Catch up with Jackie and Stassi as they talk about a memory with Ramona Singer, all things babies, and the quarantine blues. And if you loooove getting the scoop on all things reality TV, be sure to check out our roundup of the best reality TV podcasts!
Are Balls Webbed?
This is one of those episodes that covers A LOT of ground…but in a really good way! Get ready to hear about astrology, Chris Evans, stupid gender reveals, and Jackie’s new wellness kick. And we can’t forget to mention the part where, in her true dramatic fashion, Jackie spills the tea on her last petty argument with her husband, Andrew.
Fuck Hummus
Ever had an ACTUAL psychotic break? Well, that’s exactly what happens to Jackie after spending the day with her grandmother, husband, and screaming baby. Featuring things like almost lighting her husbands hair on fire (key word.. almost), Jackie literally HIT HER LIMIT and ended the episode crying about none other than the truly controverial… hair scrunchies. Remember when we said neurotic?
Hannukunt
What better way is there to enter the holiday season? Uhh, actually there are a lot of better ways. Jackie starts this episode with marital tension when her husband refuses to write her new pop song? RUUUUDE! She also takes a moment to revisit her Bravocon adjacent hanukkah party, her psychological handbag theory, and explains why you need to Amazon Prime a spray bottle. Intrigued?
Will you be tuning in to The Bitch Bible with Jackie Schimmel?
If you’re looking for a place where you can join in and bitch about allllllll of life’s annoying, little inconveniences…you’ve found the perfect podcast! Jackie is never afraid to just let it out, no matter where the conversation goes, and we are totally here for it! She releases new episodes of The Bitch Bible each and every week and her episodes just keep getting better and bitchier. Regular bitch sessions are okay, but bitch sessions with Jackie are soooo much more fun! Jackie is honest, hilarious, absolutely crazy, and all that while still being super relatable. Ready to take a listen? You can check out The Bitch Bible on Dear Media, Spotify, and Apple Podcasts and we genuinely hope you enjoy alllll your future bitch sessions with Jackie!