Absolutely Not!
With Heather McMahan
Latest Episode
Feb 19
Blow Kisses with Jen Zaborowski

On this episode, Heather is in Vegas for The Bamboozled Tour and is coming to you live from her hotel room at the Venetian.  She also welcomes her writing partner and special director, Jen Zaborowski, to the pod.  They chat about Jen coming out on the road and how a tour stop in Vegas just hits different. They discuss barrel vs boot cut jeans, Glen Powell, Hollywood parties and who will be vacay besties on the Absolutely Knot cruise.


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Feb 12
Back to Business

On this episode, Heather is back in Atlanta after an amazing time in Alabama opening up the Bamboozled Tour. She chats about the amazing audience members and how some of her controversial material played on the crowds.  She brings up all of the Super Bowl drama and how we need to leave Taylor alone.  She gets to voicemails and realizes we are all doing too much!!


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Feb 5
They Not Like Us

On this episode, Heather is back on her power walks and trying to get her mornings off to a great start.  She has her weighted vest on and is pumping up tunes from this year's Grammy winners.  She was motivated by online haters on Reddit that caused her to spiral. She is excited to get back on the road and start trying out new bits which she got to test out on a secret group of corporate girlies this past week. She got a few days to sip on painkillers, listen to some steel drums and reminisce about the life of Jimmy Buffett.  She takes on the voicemails of yes’s and no’s.


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Jan 29
Tornado of Chaos

On this episode, Heather was excited to share her vision board but mishaps with some vino leads her to verbalize it. We learn about her hopes and dreams for the upcoming year, as well as a traumatizing past job opportunity that has left a mark on how she navigates life. She goes over the newest activities happening on the Absolutely Knot cruise and gives hints as to what will happen on the Bamboozled Tour. She then takes on your voicemails!


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Jan 22
Opposite of “Let Them”

On this episode, Heather chats about her amazing time in Maui and how she got to spend some quality time with her hubby.  She does have some bones to pick with his fashion and beach day choices while on vacation.  She is also excited to get back on the road soon with her new tour as well as the cruise. She shows off how well her new neck is healing and takes on some haters in the DM’s.  She finally gets back to voicemails from you and reflects on how good of a Real Housewife she would be.


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Jan 15
Further West

On this episode, Heather recaps her experience in LA during the start of the wildfires. She shares harrowing tales from friends who lost so much and remembers that even during this time of chaos we can find moments of joy and heroism.  Please join Heather and find ways to support those affected by the fires such as BStrong Foundation, World Central Kitchen, and the Love and Ethos Foundation.


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Jan 8
New Year, New …. with Raymond Padilla and Tina Tompkins

On this episode, Heather is back in the LA studio for the new year with her two best buds Raymond Padilla and Tina Tompkins. They talk about the Golden Globes, the holidays and something the Santa brought her.


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